The Hostage
March 29th, 2011 § 2 Comments
I’m being held hostage. Any money would be appreciated – preferable hundred dollar bills. My captors stated quite clearly that I won’t be let go until they have received $100,000,000.
Tyler Stembridge
Photographer
Ummm… That looks like you in the background… DID YOU TAKE YOURSELF HOSTIGE!!! Or is it a scam??? Either way it’s a cool picture.
Nope. Not a scam at all. As a matter of fact, with all this rain we’ve been getting lately, the basement downstai- I mean, the basement I’m being held in is quite flooded. So… I’d really appreciate it if you’d send me- I mean, send my captors the ransom money.